CouponSurfer's Coupon Proverbs


We are all about saving money here at CouponSurfer, so why not come up with some proverbs about all things COUPONS! We got our creative juices flowing and teaked some perfectly good old proverbs for your enjoyment:

  • Coupon Long and Prosper

  • Never put off today what you can get at a lower price than wait till tomorrow and get stuck with a higher price (in other words, start shopping now)

  • A coupon a day keeps your margins call away

  • The time is right for you to make that purchase you have been putting off

  • April savings bring May Flowers

  • To Err Is Human. To use coupons is Divine

  • The early bird gets the worm but the early holiday shopper gets the best coupons

  • An ounce of coupons beats a pound of junk mail

  • An ounce of coupons beats a pound of junk mail

  • Using coupons saves enough money to make your neighbors green with envy

  • The Chairman of the Federal Reserve has determined using coupons has a stimulative effect on your monetary policy

  • Use CouponSurfer and the Great Pumpkin of savings will finally appear

  • Use CouponSurfer and you can cover yourself with all the cold hard cash you saved to keep you warm

  • Those who live in a glass house don't throw stones. Those that live in a gold house redeemed lots of coupons

  • Use coupons with abundance and you'll never hear, "He paid full price Jim"

  • Bills and loans may break my piggy bank but coupons will never hurt me

  • Use coupons or watch your savings blow away

  • Use Cupid's arrows to help you fall in love - use CouponSurfer's coupons to fall in love with savings

  • April savings bring May spending power

  • He that lieth down with Coupons, shall rise up with lots of money

  • Use CouponSurfer to bulldoze your way to savings

  • You would wind up eating 24 bowls of Total cereal surfing the Internet in order to equal the savings and discounts found in a single surf through CouponSurfer.com

  • Without coupons, A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore

  • Use coupons and you will get more Prophets (profits)

  • If Donald Trump used CouponSurfer he would have saved enough money to afford a better haircut

  • CouponSurfer Girl Scout motto: Be prepared, print coupons for all your friends!

  • Stop jibba jabbrin' and start saving money with CouponSurfer.

  • Coupon Early and Coupon Often

  • Don't use the "Dog ate my coupons excuse". Just use CouponSurfer

  • If you have coupons you can make the ghosts and devils turn your grind stone

  • You deserve a coupon today

  • A coupon a day helps keep the doctor away

  • Silly Rabbit, Coupons are for saving money not eating

  • Betcha can't use just one ... Coupon

  • A picture is worth a thousand words. A coupon is usually worth 100 cents

  • Use coupons and you'll be moving on up to the east side to a dee-luxe apartment in the sky and you'll finally get a piece of the pie

  • Man looks into paying full price, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his coupons. And that is what keeps him from paying full price

  • Give a man a can of peaches and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to use coupons and he will save a lot of money on peaches

  • There's no crying in baseball but use coupons to steal deals on your way home

  • Use CouponSurfer and everyday is Cyber Monday and Black Friday

  • Never retreat without a coupon

  • If Amtrak used CouponSurfer, they would likely be profitable

  • One inch of rain equals about 10 inches of snow. One new coupon alert from CouponSurfer equals about $10 in savings

  • Coupons make the Women. Those paying full price have little or no influence on society

  • Use coupons and never get caught over a barrel

  • Wanna rock and roll all night? Then you need to coupon every day

  • Time flies when you're Saving Money

  • Coupons makes the world go around

  • Don't let your savings go up in smoke - use coupons often

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Coupons are sweet. And CouponSurfer will save you

  • You can move a piano and save on Tuna Fish

  • Use coupons to save money and you'll never have to eat your hat

  • Mischief loves coupons

  • Use coupons and everytime you go shopping you will feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store

  • Respect coupons. They may not only save you money, they may save your job

  • Use coupons to avoid get Schooled by high prices

  • Less is more

  • Let them have have coupons

  • To err is human, but nothing forgives paying full price

  • What happens when you click on a CouponSurfer Newsletter? You get "The Sensation" of saving money

  • To Coupon or Not to Coupon that is a silly question. 'Tis Nobler in the mind to save money

  • Be Prepared. .... to save money

  • Those who can, coupon. Those who can't, pay full price

  • To pay full price or not to pay full price, that should not even be a question

  • The Surgeon General Has Determined That Couponing Now Greatly Reduces Risks to Your Financial Health

  • A coupon for Breakfast, a coupon for Lunch, and a sensible dinner will save you money



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