When I was 14, my father took me to see the Yankees play the Dodgers in the World Series. That year at Yankee Stadium people were throwing rolls of toilet paper on the field. I thought it would be cool to do, so I bought a roll of toilet paper with me. Since it was the World Series and tickets were hard to get, we were sitting way back in the left field bleachers. Not much happened early in the game so I had to wait with my roll of toilet paper. Finally I got a chance to throw it. I threw it as hard as I could, but the roll just barely made it over the bullpen and onto the field. Too bad we weren't in the upper deck.