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Charlie's Gevalia Coffee story
I don't drink coffee because I think coffee is for adults, but I do eat cupcakes. One time my band had a show out of town and we bought a box of cupcakes. As I opened the box, our guitarist went to the car to get the amplifier. When he came back, there were no cupcakes left. He yelled at our bassist "Thanks for not leaving me a cupcake" who replied "I only ate one". Then he yelled at the drummer "Thanks for not leaving me a cupcake" who replied "I only had one". So he then turned to me and asked "Did you eat four cupcakes?" I looked at the empty cupcake box and said "I guess so". Needless to say, the band almost broke up. If I drank coffee the way I eat cupcakes, I'd have to drink at least 10 cups a day.
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