Charlie's American Express story
When I was a little kid, my mother would always take me into Manhattan to go to the museum, but before we got to the museum my mother would always stop at a dress store. Waiting in that dress store seemed like an eternity, so to keep me quiet my mother would promise to take me to lunch afterwards (maybe that's why I need a diet now). Finally she'd be done and I would get to eat lunch next to the fountain at the Met. Luckily credit cards weren't as popular back then, because with all those dress stores we went to, we would have been broke.
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