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Charlie's High Speed Internet story
My dial up Internet access is so slow, that my worst nightmare is someone sending me a big .pdf file. People tell me �Get a high speed cable modem. It�s no problem they just hook it up to your Cable TV�. When I tell them I can't do that cause I don't have cable TV, they kind of stare at me dumbfounded. (Editors note: Cable TV is not required. Charlie you need a better excuse).
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