I used to go to Howard Johnson's in Times Square with my friends all the time. There was always something crazy going on there. One time the guy in the booth next to us ordered Veal Parmigiana and his friend ordered Chicken. When it arrived, he complained to the waiter saying "You call that veal. It's not veal. It's Let's Make a Deal! And you call that chicken, that's Swanson!" Man, I miss Hojo's.